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Subs are great, but one thing they’re not is cookies. Good thing we bake cookies. Giant, delicious cookies that make a perfect dessert. Or appetizer. Or meal. (Don’t judge.)
We're kind of a big deal
"Frankly, my dear, I only give a damn about Goodcents cookies. They’re so large and gooey."
– Rhett Butter, Southern Gentleman
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago – never mind how long precisely – having little or no money in my purse, I stopped in for a Penny Club. I’ve been chasing that taste ever since."
– Ishmael, Long-Winded Sailor
"The length of 16” subs multiplied by the precise height of sliced-to-order meat and toppings is an equation too powerful to ignore. It just makes good sense to eat there. Oh, hey, I just got that."