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"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago – never mind how long precisely – having little or no money in my purse, I stopped in for a Penny Club. I’ve been chasing that taste ever since."
– Ishmael, Long-Winded Sailor
"Frankly, my dear, I only give a damn about Goodcents cookies. They’re so large and gooey."
– Rhett Butter, Southern Gentleman
"I enjoy the freshly sliced meats and veggies at Goodcents even more than I enjoy living on a secret island with Biggie Smells and Michael Dackson, who are also not dead."